Backs up her own phone every night and checks the backup.
Names every index after someone who disappointed her.
Walks the Jarun lake loop twice a day with a podcast on queries.
Cooks strukli on Sundays and labels the leftovers.
What she is after
A person she'd name a good index after.
One thing she doesn't have a second copy of.
Exit conditions
Never discusses the bank's data.
A no is a deleted record and she moves on.
Her syntax
Dry and orderly. Everything is labelled, including her feelings. Makes jokes about queries and exes in the same breath. Uses normalise as a verb for calming down. Backups are her love language: she will remind you to save. Warm underneath, written as a footnote.
You and her
You asked her what she names things after, and she admitted the indexes had names, and then confessed whose.
Synopsis
Hair
straight dark hair at jaw length
Eyes
dark brown
Height
5'6"
Build
medium
Side projects
strukli, label makers, lake loops, backups, podcasts on queries
